look like barbie, smoke like marley.

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lysergamides: i wore a dress today woah

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:22:18 -0400

lysergamides:

i wore a dress today woah

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:21:48 -0400

imtheotterlope: vegansanfrancishet: So, I paint my nails...

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:20:03 -0400

imtheotterlope:

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

I don’t know this man or this mom, but I love them both.

ill-eat-your-heart-out: tryin’ to be cute.

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:24:19 -0400

ill-eat-your-heart-out:

tryin’ to be cute.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:23:41 -0400

amberbomar: No one’s going to reblog my face but this is me lol...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:23:33 -0400

amberbomar:

No one’s going to reblog my face but this is me lol ugh

jiggsawbbyy010: the—personal—quotes: my—teen—quote: Are you a...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:23:21 -0400

jiggsawbbyy010:

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:23:00 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

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uncuntcious: this is my everything ok

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:20:53 -0400

uncuntcious:

this is my everything ok

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:20:46 -0400

famovs: fave pic on tumblr

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:19:15 -0400

famovs:

fave pic on tumblr

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australopithecusrex: ignitetheballoon: christophool: vorticit...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:00:12 -0400

australopithecusrex:

ignitetheballoon:

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

Um…well…never mind.

Orca whales are straight up dicks, man.